What if the Pillsbury Dough Boy became a man? Maybe we would all get a rush of testosterone in our biscuits and all grow facial hair and have increased muscle mass. Maybe while Poppin' Fresh (the Pillsbury Dough Boy's name) is filming a commercial, his voice would drop to the level of J.D. Sumner. Maybe he'd even prefer to be called Limp Biscuit after he gets his rock hard abs and goes through adolescence and started performing concerts.
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