What-if #8

What if the Pillsbury Dough Boy became a man? Maybe we would all get a rush of testosterone in our biscuits and all grow facial hair and have increased muscle mass. Maybe while Poppin' Fresh (the Pillsbury Dough Boy's name) is filming a commercial, his voice would drop to the level of J.D. Sumner. Maybe he'd even prefer to be called Limp Biscuit after he gets his rock hard abs and goes through adolescence and started performing concerts.

What-if #7

What if there was a soap dispenser that, whenever you wanted to get soap to wash your hands, you had to swear at it? Wouldn't that be slightly ironic? It would actually be kind of funny lol.

What-if #6

Really: what if spilled milk was the end of the world? First of all, there would have to be some gigantic source of milk (maybe there really is a giant cow somewhere in the Milky Way Galaxy?), then the milk would have to go into orbit somehow, and then somehow saturate the atmosphere with milk. Could you imagine if it was raining milk? They do say that milk bathes are good for your skin. Maybe then it wouldn't really be the end of the world after all? I would have to say: it would suck to be lactose intolerant in those last days, that's for sure. 2012: The Year of End-of-the-World What-ifs :)

What-if #5

What if there was a two-sided LCD TV where people could duel each other in "Punchout" (or another game)?...

What-if #4

What if there was a band called Nunya? It would go along the lines of Enya, but have nuns in it, and also throw in a hard rock twist just for fun. Could you just imagine the awesomeness of nuns rocking out? I wonder what kind of music they'd have? Maybe they could also have mullets and leather pants along with their nun outfits (either that or they could make their own order called Nunya lol).

What-if #3

What if you lived to see the next 11/11/11, and what would you do (either today or then) at 11:11:11.11 am or pm?

What-If #2

What if they had Thanksgiving-flavored Muscle Milk? Turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, yams, potatoes, and (of course!) pumpkin pie all blended into one small container of Muscle Milk...That might be kind of interesting, yet also kind of gross. I guess if you think about it, you might just be able to spend your whole Thanksgiving at the gym (if it was open, with others like yourself who wanted to spend this whole holiday exercising). You wouldn't even have to cook, and you could exercise while watching the football game. Depending on the person, this prospect would either be super awesome or super depressing (maybe it depends on your family/friends lol). What are some other pros or cons of having Thanksgiving-flavored Muscle Milk? If you could make any flavor of Muscle Milk (or other beverage), what would you make?